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I have no clue what this is, but I can guarantee it's gonna poison the hell out of anything it touches. I'll sell it to you for whatever you'll give me, but DO NOT tell anyone where you got it. I don't really want people asking where you got it because I'm not sure that this is 100% USDA approved (if you know what I mean). I probably shouldn't be selling this on my real account

THIS WILL DEFINITELY POISON YOUR ENEMIES!

Rating is 5.0 out of five stars based on 1 review
SKU: 126351351935
$70.00Price
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  • This thing is crusty as hell. It smells like jizz (it could be jizz) but I think it might be alive. Sometimes it whispers weird shit to me trying to get me to do the ole' blue-face blast -off but as long as you ignore it, I think it's harmless. Just don't eat it or touch it with your bare hands or anything.

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  • BigRon487Oct 11, 2024
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
    This thing fatally poisoned my cousin!

    Works perfectly

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